31 July 2008

Dolla' Dolla' Bill, Ya'll


Obama "doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."


A) Because only one president appears on The Dollar Bill, dingus.

B) If you meant bills of varying denomination, THEY were patriots, you don't make the cut.

C) Keep running your racist mouth, A-hole. See where that gets you.

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Pelosi is a Hump.

Sheikh flies Lamborghini 6,500 miles to Britain for oil change.
The £190,000 supercar was put on a scheduled flight from Qatar to Heathrow – then flown BACK after the oil check. Money was no object as the flight would have cost the owner – thought to be a Sheikh – around £20,000.


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Save the planet, Nance. Here is your chance, right on a silver platter. Come on... chop chop. I'm not complaining because I am a dirty dirty hippie. I am complaining because our Speaker of the House is a knucklehead, nay spinach chin, nay fag, nay Liberal Hump. FU, Nancy... hope Screechin' Sheehan kicks your lazy ass.
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29 July 2008

Truth in Advertising

23 July 2008

The Obvious Problem... What is the Solution?



My mentor, William Blake a friend of Thomas Paine, stated the most obvious problem in our culture this past week. Most people that think even for a moment, know what this problem is.
But, how to explain it or codify it so that the blind cultural liberals will see is actually our (us conservatives) real problem.
William listened to me for hours as we walked and talked in our undisclosed location. I complained, vented and schemed. I explained my strategy for the great Fred Ralsita’s presidential bid. I opened one glorious Stout after another, and the discussion became more and more passionate.

After several days of putting up with me William looked me in the eye (like a good mentor will do) and said, “Elvis stop for a minute.”
I stopped talking.
William continued… “ The icon of all radio talk show hosts stated it best in the most understandable terms for this backwards culture.”

“Oh?’ I asked.
William gave me the look I always get when I’m suppose to know what he’s talking about.
Then he simply quoted this very well known talk show host, ‘Liberalism is a gutless choice, it takes real thought and real work to be a conservative. Liberalism is always reduced to feelings and intentions."

William continued, “For an overwhelmingly effective example of this truth, watch this. It explains everything.”

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Think about THIS

If people actually hate lawyers the way they say they do .............

An Irish Point of View on the Election race..

We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

"On one side of the Democratic party, you had a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.
On the Republican side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?


I know this is a little dated ...but isn't it REAL food for thought?
Could this stagnant view of the political world be why we are mired in a cultural decline? Well you know, I mean ... that you have to be a double talking lying lawyer to run for office.

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14 July 2008

The Polarization of America.... a lecture


PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Former President Bill Clinton warned Saturday that the country is becoming increasingly polarized despite the historic nature of the Democratic primary.

The greatest polarizer in American History lectures us about himself!

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10 July 2008

Iranians can't Photoshop for Sh*t


courtesy of the AP


courtesy of some worthless iranian hack

BEFORE and AFTER, respectively. Get some skillz, you effing amateurs. I mean seriously, if I were going to do this, I'd...

A) Use about 50 missiles, shock and awe.. right?

B) I wouldn't make it suck, any graphic artist worth their salt can obviously spot the shenanigans here.

C) I'd use my OG Star Trek watching skillz to recognize and avoid cloning THE SAME ROCK FORMATION.

D) Kill myself for being an Iranian scumbag.

06 July 2008

William and Elvis



William and Elvis are at an undisclosed location, somewhere in the lakes region in New Hampshire, working on campaign strategies for Fred Ralista and continuing the revolution. Fred did check in on the Fourth from his undisclosed location. He is fired up. We will be back soon.

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03 July 2008

Don’t TREAD on ME





This July Fourth:
Continue the Revolution….
Know what America really stands for.
What is so important about this flag?
Resist the dumbing down of the left!

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Bread and Circus or Facing the War?




... Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man,
the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time
handed out military command, high civil office, legions - everything, now
restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things:
bread and circuses

(Juvenal- late 1st and early 2nd century AD, Satire 10.77-81)

How else can one explain the non-sense most people fill their time with and how reality is ignored? Nothing ever changes. War is much worse when ignored.

The so-called mainstream media and their choices of news are really tiresome, and more than that they are dangerous fools… and even more than that, they are limp wrested sissies. However, what is really sad, is that we have become sissies.

It's past time to REALLY take the media on. They are along with terrorism, one of the great problems of our day. Turn off your television… tell them you are not watching their propaganda…..do not buy newspapers…. Laugh at your friends that do.
Because they miss incidents like this and if it is reported on, the explanation is always that the perp is a lone terrorist.
This information should be studied and remembered and taught to everyone you know.
This Angel is watching out for your freedom and liberty!

SO…. the so-called mainstream media waits for tragedies and then they spin them so we barely notice, as we wait to eat more, and look for something else to fill the boredom.

I encourage everyone to send posts on these violent acts to all of your friends and acquaintances.
Talk about it at the dinner table. This is only allowed to go on because the media and many politicians try to detract us with “ bread and circuses”. And so many fall for the propaganda.Get rid of the sissy lame "mainstream" media; get rid of lame political hacks. We are at war!

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01 July 2008

Stephen Baldwin a breath of fresh air


'Stephen Baldwin, brother of Alec, told Fox News' Laura Ingraham that he will leave the country if Barack Obama becomes the next president.'
See him discuss this with the beautiful Laura Ingraham here.
Funny comments too..... Way to tweak them Stephen!

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We Can Only PRAY


Actors’ strike looms over Hollywood

"Failure to reach agreement will pave the way for a repeat of the strike by Hollywood screenwriters that began last November and paralysed the industry for three months."

Please Lord shut these morons down for a year this time!

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