The Door is Open!

In some of his most stunning undercover work yet, Fred Ralista the legend, has found an opening into multiple universes.
The stuff of science fiction you say? No. Fred Ralista has uncovered Mrs. W. Jefferson’s secret of so many faces and beings; from the mutant zombie to cookie baker. (See all of our previous postings on Hillary.) There are certain areas along the border with tesseracts that act as doors. These areas were found with great danger to our Fred. He has observed that this she- monster has learned to travel through the multiple dimensions and universes with ease. She is intimately involved with all of her selves. She derives evil strength and cunning from this communion amongst all of her selves. When Fred brought these photos to our meeting this morning, we could hardly begin to imagine the terror that she will unleash after this week’s primaries.