Flame-Broiled Assisted Suicide
OK, so nobody is here at the remote office today, no lunch crew, no food in Woz's fridge. I opt to go for lebanese food..cuz I love falafel. seriously. healthy(ier), lighter, yadda yadda.
So I get there, and the lot is JAMMED, strange for a Tuesday. Nay, strange for this Lebanese place, which happens to be on their 3rd or 4th set of management in recent memory. "Eff it, " I say and turn the corner into Burger King. Apparently, this is where the Crips hang, because BK stands for Blood Killers (I know... I'm down with it).
Anyway, I order a THIS
DONT EVER ORDER THIS THING
The Loaded Steakhouse Burger is loaded all right, with 970 calories, 55 grams of fat, 63 grams of carbohydrates and 2,190 milligrams of sodium.
IT COMES WITH MASHED POTATOES.... ON IT.
So I get there, and the lot is JAMMED, strange for a Tuesday. Nay, strange for this Lebanese place, which happens to be on their 3rd or 4th set of management in recent memory. "Eff it, " I say and turn the corner into Burger King. Apparently, this is where the Crips hang, because BK stands for Blood Killers (I know... I'm down with it).
Anyway, I order a THIS
DONT EVER ORDER THIS THING
The Loaded Steakhouse Burger is loaded all right, with 970 calories, 55 grams of fat, 63 grams of carbohydrates and 2,190 milligrams of sodium.
IT COMES WITH MASHED POTATOES.... ON IT.
posted by Fred Ralista at
12:16 PM
2 Comments:
Fred, is this what you call getting in shape to be prez??? You're going to start looking like AL GORE.
Me and Elvis the OT will help keep you in shape Fred. We know the way to real power.
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