huh...

So here I was on my random excursion into the "office" (as we'll call it for now), amidst a pretty rough rain/wind storm. This commute traverses a pair of bridges with some serious cross winds, and with the wind goes the rain. So anyway, I'm following a Toyota Prius (gayest car... EVER, if you're keeping score) festooned with it's own Smug Detector; the sign, "I Am Electric." This immediately brought up the age-old, "if a fat girl falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?" form of ancient wisdom.

What the hell are you thinking, an electric car in a rainstorm? They tell you not to use the toaster in the bathtub, dude. Don't tempt fate, or whatever granola-crunch-diety-fad you happen to liken yourself with.

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