Fred Ralistas’ Dilemma
The bright light shining on the arrogant power hungry law-breaking hedonist Eliot SPITZER, (thank you citizens of New York, as if you didn’t know)
is causing Fred Ralista some real consternation. Unusual as you might imagine.
Fred is very sensitive about setting an example for the young and impressionable. He acknowledges he is a ladies man. But, does he pay for it? NO! In fact Fred regularly contributes to orphanages and the truly needy to the tune of $5000.00 a week. The legendary stories of the fainting and swooning over him may get confused in the media filter. You know those guys that pretend to be smart and on top of breaking news? The real secret is that they have all mutated into little Stalins.
Here are the facts:
Spitzer is in the school of Clinton. No freedom no liberty just tyrannical rule on all and hedonistic pleasure for the ruler. Fred is a true patriot brimming with a desire for liberty and freedom for all. He is for self-reliance and rugged individualism. The media will be very confused with the whole story and will just start making up stuff like they always do. They have been trying to get something on Fred for a while. That’s why he is undercover. Don’t be surprised if suddenly the NY Times says it was really Fred with that high priced floozy.
We here at strongerthandeath are in secret meetings to keep the truth about the legendary Fred Ralista on page one! We have all gone “dark”. We will be back soon.
is causing Fred Ralista some real consternation. Unusual as you might imagine.
Fred is very sensitive about setting an example for the young and impressionable. He acknowledges he is a ladies man. But, does he pay for it? NO! In fact Fred regularly contributes to orphanages and the truly needy to the tune of $5000.00 a week. The legendary stories of the fainting and swooning over him may get confused in the media filter. You know those guys that pretend to be smart and on top of breaking news? The real secret is that they have all mutated into little Stalins.
Here are the facts:
Spitzer is in the school of Clinton. No freedom no liberty just tyrannical rule on all and hedonistic pleasure for the ruler. Fred is a true patriot brimming with a desire for liberty and freedom for all. He is for self-reliance and rugged individualism. The media will be very confused with the whole story and will just start making up stuff like they always do. They have been trying to get something on Fred for a while. That’s why he is undercover. Don’t be surprised if suddenly the NY Times says it was really Fred with that high priced floozy.
We here at strongerthandeath are in secret meetings to keep the truth about the legendary Fred Ralista on page one! We have all gone “dark”. We will be back soon.
posted by William Blake a friend of Thomas Paine at
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